I watched Carlos Beltran’s bat stay perfectly still as the ump called strike three, ending the Mets’ 2006 postseason campaign and probably convincing the Cardinals that they could hack into another team’s computers and no one would care because, St. Louis, Read More …

This post will interest approximately zero people besides me, but I want to preserve this moment in perpetuity:  

In a completely unexpected turn of events, FIFA cleared itself of wrongdoing in awarding the 2018 and 2022 World Cups to Russia and Qatar, instead chastising England for its failed bid. Several excerpts of the ethics report were leaked to Read More …